SONY! HOW DARE YOU NOT GET POTTERMORE TO WORK FOR ME?! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! I AM NOW FACING AN INQUIRY FROM MY PARENTS AS TO WHY I’M SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER, AND IT IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF POTTERMORE REFRESHES ONE MORE TIME, I WILL CRUCIO YOU!
Oh, and J.K. Rowling, dear, congratulations on another brilliant idea. Potterheads everywhere are so proud to be a part of another piece of your magic.
Twenty years ago today, Harry Potter was lying on the floor of an old lighthouse, counting down the minutes to his eleventh birthday, when the magic began. Today, millions of his fans worldwide are eagerly counting down the minutes to midnight, when the magic will begin again. For all of us.